At times I’m pleased we only have to support our Stakeholder Circle software. The following was forwarded by a colleague – the veracity of the conversation cannot be determined!
Caller : Hi, our printer is not working..
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller : Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? … Printers don’t have a mouse!!!
Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really? .. I will send a picture.